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Fake FA Cup

2nd Rnd Draw So Far

018. Greenwich Borough v 081. FC United Of Manchester 163. Eastbourne Borough v 049. Arlesey Town 105. Manchester United v 085. Corsham Town 033. Maltby Main v 218. Wycombe Wanderers 008. Dulwich Hamlet v 088. Petersfield Town 017. Lingfield v 091. Whitley Bay 072. Barton Rovers v 153. Blackburn Rovers 069. Oadby Town v 222. Redbridge 214. Flackwell Heath v 015. Bashley 010. Charlton Athletic v 099. Guiseley AFC 023. Wivenhoe Town v 196. Brislington 089. Hull City v 170. Histon 042. Thrapston Town v 024. Blyth Spartans AFC 032. Alresford Town v 064. Dorking 055. Ossett Town v 241. Bristol Rovers 110. Aylesbury United v 022. Burnley 066. Hartley Wintney v 132. Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA 086. Droylsden v 134. Sholing 019. Salford City v 084. Dover Athletic 051. Runcorn Town v 050. Royston Town 122. Norwich City v 203. Tottenham Hotspur 095. Gillingham Town v 128. Hyde 063. Whitehawk v 079. Redditch United 027. Billingham Town v 002. Dartford 021. Wells City v 012. Fulham

Fake FA Cup 1st Rnd Results

001. Hertford Town 1-1 Stafford Rangers (R) Stafford Rangers 1-0 Hertford Town 002. Dartford 1-0 Coventry City 003. Boldmere St Michaels 0-2 Chester 004. Abingdon United 3-0 Cradley Town 005. Trafford 0-2 Sevenoaks 006. Notts County 0-0 Southam United (R) Southam United 4-4 Notts County (2R) Notts County Southam United 5-5 (3R) Southam United 2-3 Notts County 007. London Colney 0-3 Crawley Down Gatwick 008. Dulwich Hamlet 5-0 Tadcaster Albion 009. Bristol City 1-0 Workington AFC 010. Charlton Athletic 1-0 Matlock Town 011. Bardon Hill Sports 0-3 Dudley Town 012. Buxton 0-1 Fulham 013. Long Melford 3-2 Wigan Robin Park 014. Kingstonian 0-4 Worcester City 015. Biggleswade Town 0-1 Bashley 016. Barwell 1-0 Cambridge United 017. Lingfield 1-0 London Lions 018. Greenwich Borough 0-0 Chippenham Town (R) Chippenham Town 0-0 Greenwich Borough (2) Greenwich Borough 4-1 Chippenham Town 019. Salford City 2-1 Harrogate Town 020. Newcastle United 3-1 Walsall 021. Ashton Athletic 2-5 Wells City 022. Weston Super Mare 0-2 Burnley 023. Wivenhoe Town 6-1 Hungerford Town 024. Blyth Spartans AFC 1-0 Boston United 025. Brantham Athletic 4-0 Leatherhead 026. Brocton 0-1 Melksham Town 027. Billingham Town 1-1 Littlehampton Town (R) Littlehampton Town 3-5 Billingham Town 028. Reading 7-5 Goole AFC 029. Fakenham Town 4-2 Hassocks 030. Totton & Eling 1-0 Carlisle United 031. Glossop North End 0-1 Herne Bay 032. Billingham Synthonia 1-3 Alresford Town 033. Maltby Main 4-2 Altrincham 034. Arundel 3-0 Wealdstone 035. Hendon 3-0 Accrington Stanley 036. Leiston 4-3 Colney Heath 037. Fawley 4-0 Bromley 038. Rye United 0-4 Radstock Town 039. Marlow 2-1 Holyport 040. Rothwell Corinthians 0-1 Cadbury Heath 041. Winterton Rangers 3-0 Mickleover Sports 042. Thrapston Town 7-3 Sheffield United 043. Mildenhall Town 1-2 Stourport Swifts 044. Kings Langley 2-1 Farnham Town 045. Chelsea 4-1 Atherton LR 046. Plymouth Argyle 1-1 West Bromwich Albion (R) West Bromwich Albion 0-0 Plymouth Argyle (2R) Plymouth Argyle 0-3 West Bromwich Albion 047. Redbridge 0-1 Chester-Le-Street Town 048. Slimbridge AFC 3-1 Hartlepool United 049. Downton 0-1 Arlesey Town 050. Hinckley Utd 2-3 Royston Town 051. Alfreton Town 0-3 Runcorn Town 052. Barton Town Old Boys 0-0 Chesterfield (R) Chesterfield 2-0 Barton Town Old Boys 053. Crawley Green 1-0 Yate Town 054. Chalfont St Peter 0-6 Barton Green 055. Aldershot Town 0-1 Ossett Town 056. Worksop Town 1-4 Walton Casuals 057. Wantage Town 1-4 Chasetown 058. Northallerton Town 0-1 Sutton Coldfield Town 059. Peterborough Northern Star 7-5 Sidley United 060. Dunston UTS 0-4 Eton Manor 061. Oxford United 1-0 Maidenhead Utd 062. Rossington Main 5-5 Ash United (R) Ash United 0-1 Rossington Main 063. St Neots Town 1-2 Whitehawk 064. Hemsworth MW 0-5 Dorking 065. Cinderford Town 0-4 VCD Athletic 066. Arnold Town 0-7 Hartley Wintney 067. Lewes 1-0 Pontefract Collieries 068. Malvern Town 4-1 Christchurch 069. Oadby Town 2-1 Beaconsfield SYCOB 070. AFC Uckfield 2-1 Oxford City 071. East Cowes Victoria Athletic 4-1 Farsley AFC 072. Banstead Athletic 1-3 Barton Rovers 073. Huntingdon Town 1-0 Guisborough Town 074. Cheltenham Town 0-2 Marske United 075. Swindon Town 5-2 Cowes Sports 076. AFC Wulfrunians 0-1 Torquay United 077. Spennymoor Town 2-4 Aylesbury 078. Longwell Green Sports 0-3 Needham Market 079. Redditch United 3-2 Evesham United 080. Nuneaton Town 5-0 Ashington 081. FC United Of Manchester 5-0 Carlton Town 082. AFC Dunstable 0-2 Hemel Hempstead Town 083. Bolton Wanderers 2-3 Ipswich Town 084. Dover Athletic 2-2 Great Yarmouth Town (R) Great Yarmouth Town 0-2 Dover Athletic 085. Corsham Town 2-0 Crawley Town 086. Blackstones 1-1 Droylsden (R) Droylsden 4-1 Blackstones 087. Hebburn Town 3-1 Badshot Lea 088. Petersfield Town 1-0 Ringwood Town 089. Hull City 4-0 Banbury United 090. Whitehaven AFC 7-1 Aveley 091. Whitley Bay 3-2 Crook Town AFC 092. Horndean FC 1-2 AFC Telford United 093. Egham Town 0-5 Dudley Sports 094. Mangotsfield United 0-1 Burton Albion 095. Gillingham Town 4-0 Hednesford Town 096. Sunderland AFC 1-5 Ellesmere Rangers 097. Fairford Town 1-7 Winsford United 098. Continental Star 5-3 Fareham Town 099. Marine 0-3 Guiseley AFC 100. North Greenford United 5-0 Tipton Town 101. Whitby Town 3-1 Leverstock Green 102. Hadley 2-0 Bath City 103. Bewdley Town 4-4 Gloucester City (R) Gloucester City 1-5 Bewdley Town 104. Shoreham 0-1 Prescot Cables 105. Manchester United 1-1 Chard Town (R) Chard Town 1-4 Manchester United 106. Fleet Town 5-6 Boreham Wood 107. Debenham LC 2-1 Langford 108. East Preston 0-1 Washington 109. Hallen FC 3-0 Whitchurch United 110. Ardley Utd 1-2 Aylesbury United 111. Holwell Sports 4-0 Winterbourne United 112. Woodford United 4-0 Daventry Town 113. Wisbech Town 0-2 GE Hamble 114. Chatham Town 5-0 Glasshoughton Welfare 115. Bodmin Town 2-0 Norton & Stockton Ancients 116. Woking 2-0 Rainworth MW 117. Tonbridge Angels 2-0 Takeley 118. Brighouse Town 2-3 Weymouth 119. Hastings United 0-6 Shifnal Town 120. Northampton Spencer 7-3 Tividale 121. Cirencester Town 5-0 Gateshead 122. Norwich City 1-1 Hall Road Rangers (R) Hall Road Rangers 1-2 Norwich City 123. Salisbury City 0-1 Penrith Rangers 124. Leamington 1-0 Ware 125. Atherton Collieries 4-2 Elmore 126. Abingdon Town 4-0 AFC Kempston Rovers 127. Wrexham 4-0 Bedworth United 128. Hyde 2-0 Ramsgate 129. Birmingham City 2-1 Woodbridge Town 130. Louth Town 4-0 Southend United 131. Rugby Town 2-1 Queens Park Rangers 132. Sawbridgeworth Town 0-1 Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA 133. Bishop’s Cleeve 0-2 Teversal 134. Sholing 3-0 Bugbrooke St Michaels 135. AFC Wimbledon 1-0 Cockfosters 136. Maldon & Tiptree 2-5 Wokingham & Emmbrook 137. Cobham 0-2 Sherborne Town 138. Holbeach United 6-1 Yaxley 139. Braintree Town 6-3 Scunthorpe United 140. Darlington Railway Athletic 0-2 Ramsbottom United 141. Basildon United 0-4 Cranfield United 142. Arsenal 1-0 Holmer Green 143. Aston Villa 5-1 Brentford 144. Ashton United 4-0 Chipstead 145. Rushden & Higham United 2-1 Hythe Town 146. Holker Old Boys 1-3 Bethnal Green United 147. Camberley Town 2-1 Hoddesdon Town 148. Bitton AFC 1-3 Bloxwich United 149. Bury Town 3-0 Margate 150. Erith Town 2-0 Kettering Town 151. Enfield Town 2-0 Dorchester Town 152. Tiverton Town 1-0 Walton & Hersham 153. Barkingside 1-6 Blackburn Rovers 154. King’s Lynn Town 0-3 Soham Town Rangers 155. Irlam 3-0 Whitstable Town 156. Pewsey Vale 2-1 Bradford City 157. Eastleigh 3-1 Old Woodstock Town 158. Birtley Town 1-2 Hillingdon Borough 159. Chelmsford City 5-0 Didcot Town 160. Hadleigh United 1-4 Parkgate 161. Holmesdale 4-0 Westfields 162. Basingstoke Town 7-1 Colwyn Bay 163. Wingate & Finchley 1-5 Eastbourne Borough 164. Cheshunt 0-2 Anstey Nomads 165. Brighton & Hove Albion 5-0 Newbury 166. Beckenham Town 3-2 Everton 167. Scarborough Athletic 1-2 Shrivenham 168. Cheadle Town 2-0 Pagham 169. Wimborne Town 1-0 Bridlington Town 170. Histon 4-3 Rocester 171. Oxhey Jets 3-1 Three Bridges 172. Tranmere Rovers 2-3 Burnham 173. Hanwell Town 2-0 Harlow Town 174. Barrow Town 1-3 Radcliffe Borough 175. Lymington Town 0-1 Potters Bar Town 176. Wootton Bassett Town 4-5 Hampton & Richmond Borough 177. Stotfold 0-1 Ringmer 178. Deal Town ?-? Tooting & Mitcham United or Gresley 179. Long Buckby 1-2 Tow Law Town 180. Willenhall Town 0-3 North Ferriby United 181. Exeter City 3-2 Heath Hayes 182. Bishop’s Stortford 5-1 Thamesmead Town 183. Team Bury 0-2 Tavistock AFC 184. Merthyr Town FC 1-0 Borrowash Victoria 185. Silsden AFC 0-5 Redhill 186. Solihull Moors 2-0 Reading Town 187. Studley 5-1 Thame United 188. Odd Down 0-2 Sandhurst Town 189. Sutton United 2-0 Thackley 190. Erith & Belvedere 7-6 Chessington & Hook United 191. Winchester City 0-3 Mossley AFC 192. Portsmouth 0-1 Horley Town 193. Burnham Ramblers 6-1 Paulton Rovers 194. Verwood Town 2-0 Hullbridge Sports 195. Rotherham United 1-0 Grays Athletic 196. Chorley 0-1 Brislington 197. Harefield United 5-3 Molesey 198. Yeovil Town 3-0 Shawbury United 199. Wakefield 3-2 Newcastle Town 200. Haringey Borough 5-1 Lincoln United 201. Stocksbridge Park Steels 4-0 Witney Town 202. Staveley Minors Welfare 5-2 Shirebrook Town 203. Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Faversham Town 204. Godalming Town 4-1 Welling United 205. Leighton Town 0-0 Spalding United (R) Spalding United 1-2 Leighton Town 206. Sleaford Town 1-4 Westfield 207. Romulus 2-0 Haringey & Waltham Development 208. FC Clacton 1-0 Holbrook Sports 209. Chadderton 0-4 Great Wakering Rovers 210. Nantwich Town 1-0 Stone Dominoes 211. Newport Pagnell Town 0-1 Dereham Town 212. Atherstone Town 4-2 Long Eaton United 213. Grimsby Town 2-0 Horsham YMCA 214. Flackwell Heath 1-0 Taunton Town 215. Bristol Manor Farm 2-0 Welton Rovers 216. Pilkington XXX 1-4 Peacehaven & Telscombe 217. Curzon Ashton 0-5 Crystal Palace 218. Stoke City 2-2 Wycombe Wanderers (R) Wycombe Wanderers 1-1 Stoke City (2R) Stoke City 1-4 Wycombe Wanderers 219. Plymouth Parkway 1-4 Luton Town 220. Desborough Town 0-3 Causeway United 221. Godmanchester Rovers 2-0 Romford 222. Dagenham & Redbridge 1-1 Stourbridge (R) Stourbridge Dagenham & 0-2 Redbridge 223. New Milton Town 1-0 Dunstable Town 224. Port Vale 0-1 Cray Wanderers 225. Slough Town 3-1 Fleetwood Town 226. Morecambe 3-2 Folkestone Invicta 227. St Helens Town 4-4 March Town Utd (R) March Town Utd 6-0 St Helens Town 228. Staines Town 0-1 Northwood 229. Farnborough 1-3 Wellingborough Town 230. Colliers Wood United 0-1 Boston Town 231. Street 2-0 Epsom & Ewell 232. Thatcham Town 5-5 Barnsley (R) Barnsley 0-0 Thatcham Town (2R) Thatcham Town 0-3 Barnsley 233. Gainsborough Trinity 2-0 Merstham 234. Clitheroe 0-1 Stockport County 235. Stanway Rovers 1-0 Congleton Town 236. Highgate United 0-1 Northwich Victoria 237. West Allotment Celtic 1-4 Tamworth 238. North Shields 0-1 Hitchin Town 239. AFC Totton 0-3 Willand Rovers 240. Harrogate Railway Athletic 0-1 Vauxhall Motors 241. Whitton Utd 4-6 Bristol Rovers 242. Lincoln Moorlands Railway 1-0 Met Police 243. Mansfield Town 3-1 Corby Town 244. Lancaster City 0-2 Lowestoft Town 245. Cambridge City 3-2 Larkhall Athletic 246. Bishop Sutton 2-7 Thetford Town 247. Worthing 0-4 Derby County 248. Colchester United 5-2 Warlingham 249. Colne 2-2 Peterborough United (R) Peterborough United 0-1 Colne 250. Bridgnorth Town 1-0 Highworth Town 251. Forest Green Rovers 2-1 Carshalton Athletic 252. Burgess Hill Town 2-2 Stansted (R) Stansted 5-1 Burgess Hill Town 253. Hallam 7-2 Biggleswade United 254. Ilford 0-5 Rushall Olympic 255. Coventry Sphinx 1-0 Shildon 256. Maine Road 4-0 Padiham The Preliminary Round Results Idea & Rules

Fake FA Cup 1st Round Draw

001. Hertford Town v Stafford Rangers 002. Dartford v Coventry City 003. Boldmere St Michaels v Chester 004. Abingdon United v Cradley Town 005. Trafford v Sevenoaks 006. Notts County v Southam United 007. London Colney v Crawley Down Gatwick 008. Dulwich Hamlet v Tadcaster Albion 009. Bristol City v Workington AFC 010. Charlton Athletic v Matlock Town 011. Bardon Hill Sports v Dudley Town 012. Buxton v Fulham 013. Long Melford v Wigan Robin Park 014. Kingstonian v Worcester City 015. Biggleswade Town v Bashley 016. Barwell v Cambridge United 017. Lingfield v London Lions 018. Greenwich Borough v Chippenham Town 019. Salford City v Harrogate Town 020. Newcastle United v Walsall 021. Ashton Athletic v Wells City 022. Weston Super Mare v Burnley 023. Wivenhoe Town v Hungerford Town 024. Blyth Spartans AFC v Boston United 025. Brantham Athletic v Leatherhead 026. Brocton v Melksham Town 027. Billingham Town v Littlehampton Town 028. Reading v Goole AFC 029. Fakenham Town v Hassocks 030. Totton & Eling v Carlisle United 031. Glossop North End v Herne Bay 032. Billingham Synthonia v Alresford Town 033. Maltby Main v Altrincham 034. Arundel v Wealdstone 035. Hendon v Accrington Stanley 036. Leiston v Colney Heath 037. Fawley v Bromley 038. Rye United v Radstock Town 039. Marlow v Holyport 040. Rothwell Corinthians v Cadbury Heath 041. Winterton Rangers v Mickleover Sports 042. Thrapston Town v Sheffield United 043. Mildenhall Town v Stourport Swifts 044. Kings Langley v Farnham Town 045. Chelsea v Atherton LR 046. Plymouth Argyle v West Bromwich Albion 047. Redbridge v Chester-Le-Street Town 048. Slimbridge AFC v Hartlepool United 049. Downton v Arlesey Town 050. Hinckley Utd v Royston Town 051. Alfreton Town v Runcorn Town 052. Barton Town Old Boys v Chesterfield 053. Crawley Green v Yate Town 054. Chalfont St Peter v Barton Green 055. Aldershot Town v Ossett Town 056. Worksop Town v Walton Casuals 057. Wantage Town v Chasetown 058. Northallerton Town v Sutton Coldfield Town 059. Peterborough Northern Star v Sidley United 060. Dunston UTS v Eton Manor 061. Oxford United v Maidenhead Utd 062. Rossington Main v Ash United 063. St Neots Town v Whitehawk 064. Hemsworth MW v Dorking 065. Cinderford Town v VCD Athletic 066. Arnold Town v Hartley Wintney 067. Lewes v Pontefract Collieries 068. Malvern Town v Christchurch 069. Oadby Town v Beaconsfield SYCOB 070. AFC Uckfield v Oxford City 071. East Cowes Victoria Athletic v Farsley AFC 072. Banstead Athletic v Barton Rovers 073. Huntingdon Town v Guisborough Town 074. Cheltenham Town v Marske United 075. Swindon Town v Cowes Sports 076. AFC Wulfrunians v Torquay United 077. Spennymoor Town v Aylesbury 078. Longwell Green Sports v Needham Market 079. Redditch United v Evesham United 080. Nuneaton Town v Ashington 081. FC United Of Manchester v Carlton Town 082. AFC Dunstable v Hemel Hempstead Town 083. Bolton Wanderers v Ipswich Town 084. Dover Athletic v Great Yarmouth Town 085. Corsham Town v Crawley Town 086. Blackstones v Droylsden 087. Hebburn Town v Badshot Lea 088. Petersfield Town v Ringwood Town 089. Hull City v Banbury United 090. Whitehaven AFC v Aveley 091. Whitley Bay v Crook Town AFC 092. Horndean FC v AFC Telford United 093. Egham Town v Dudley Sports 094. Mangotsfield United v Burton Albion 095. Gillingham Town v Hednesford Town 096. Sunderland AFC v Ellesmere Rangers 097. Fairford Town v Winsford United 098. Continental Star v Fareham Town 099. Marine v Guiseley AFC 100. North Greenford United v Tipton Town 101. Whitby Town v Leverstock Green 102. Hadley v Bath City 103. Bewdley Town v Gloucester City 104. Shoreham v Prescot Cables 105. Manchester United v Chard Town 106. Fleet Town v Boreham Wood 107. Debenham LC v Langford 108. East Preston v Washington 109. Hallen FC v Whitchurch United 110. Ardley Utd v Aylesbury United 111. Holwell Sports v Winterbourne United 112. Woodford United v Daventry Town 113. Wisbech Town v GE Hamble 114. Chatham Town v Glasshoughton Welfare 115. Bodmin Town v Norton & Stockton Ancients 116. Woking v Rainworth MW 117. Tonbridge Angels v Takeley 118. Brighouse Town v Weymouth 119. Hastings United v Shifnal Town 120. Northampton Spencer v Tividale 121. Cirencester Town v Gateshead 122. Norwich City v Hall Road Rangers 123. Salisbury City v Penrith Rangers 124. Leamington v Ware 125. Atherton Collieries v Elmore 126. Abingdon Town v AFC Kempston Rovers 127. Wrexham v Bedworth United 128. Hyde v Ramsgate 129. Birmingham City v Woodbridge Town 130. Louth Town v Southend United 131. Rugby Town v Queens Park Rangers 132. Sawbridgeworth Town v Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA 133. Bishop’s Cleeve v Teversal 134. Sholing v Bugbrooke St Michaels 135. AFC Wimbledon v Cockfosters 136. Maldon & Tiptree v Wokingham & Emmbrook 137. Cobham v Sherborne Town 138. Holbeach United v Yaxley 139. Braintree Town v Scunthorpe United 140. Darlington Railway Athletic v Ramsbottom United 141. Basildon United v Cranfield United 142. Arsenal v Holmer Green 143. Aston Villa v Brentford 144. Ashton United v Chipstead 145. Rushden & Higham United v Hythe Town 146. Holker Old Boys v Bethnal Green United 147. Camberley Town v Hoddesdon Town 148. Bitton AFC v Bloxwich United 149. Bury Town v Margate 150. Erith Town v Kettering Town 151. Enfield Town v Dorchester Town 152. Tiverton Town v Walton & Hersham 153. Barkingside v Blackburn Rovers 154. King’s Lynn Town v Soham Town Rangers 155. Irlam v Whitstable Town 156. Pewsey Vale v Bradford City 157. Eastleigh v Old Woodstock Town 158. Birtley Town v Hillingdon Borough 159. Chelmsford City v Didcot Town 160. Hadleigh United v Parkgate 161. Holmesdale v Westfields 162. Basingstoke Town v Colwyn Bay 163. Wingate & Finchley v Eastbourne Borough 164. Cheshunt v Anstey Nomads 165. Brighton & Hove Albion v Newbury 166. Beckenham Town v Everton 167. Scarborough Athletic v Shrivenham 168. Cheadle Town v Pagham 169. Wimborne Town v Bridlington Town 170. Histon v Rocester 171. Oxhey Jets v Three Bridges 172. Tranmere Rovers v Burnham 173. Hanwell Town v Harlow Town 174. Barrow Town v Radcliffe Borough 175. Lymington Town v Potters Bar Town 176. Wootton Bassett Town v Hampton & Richmond Borough 177. Stotfold v Ringmer 178. Deal Town v Tooting & Mitcham United or Gresley 179. Long Buckby v Tow Law Town 180. Willenhall Town v North Ferriby United 181. Exeter City v Heath Hayes 182. Bishop’s Stortford v Thamesmead Town 183. Team Bury v Tavistock AFC 184. Merthyr Town FC v Borrowash Victoria 185. Silsden AFC v Redhill 186. Solihull Moors v Reading Town 187. Studley v Thame United 188. Odd Down v Sandhurst Town 189. Sutton United v Thackley 190. Erith & Belvedere v Chessington & Hook United 191. Winchester City v Mossley AFC 192. Portsmouth v Horley Town 193. Burnham Ramblers v Paulton Rovers 194. Verwood Town v Hullbridge Sports 195. Rotherham United v Grays Athletic 196. Chorley v Brislington 197. Harefield United v Molesey 198. Yeovil Town v Shawbury United 199. Wakefield v Newcastle Town 200. Haringey Borough v Lincoln United 201. Stocksbridge Park Steels v Witney Town 202. Staveley Minors Welfare v Shirebrook Town 203. Tottenham Hotspur v Faversham Town 204. Godalming Town v Welling United 205. Leighton Town v Spalding United 206. Sleaford Town v Westfield 207. Romulus v Haringey & Waltham Development 208. FC Clacton v Holbrook Sports 209. Chadderton v Great Wakering Rovers 210. Nantwich Town v Stone Dominoes 211. Newport Pagnell Town v Dereham Town 212. Atherstone Town v Long Eaton United 213. Grimsby Town v Horsham YMCA 214. Flackwell Heath v Taunton Town 215. Bristol Manor Farm v Welton Rovers 216. Pilkington XXX v Peacehaven & Telscombe 217. Curzon Ashton v Crystal Palace 218. Stoke City v Wycombe Wanderers 219. Plymouth Parkway v Luton Town 220. Desborough Town v Causeway United 221. Godmanchester Rovers v Romford 222. Dagenham & Redbridge v Stourbridge 223. New Milton Town v Dunstable Town 224. Port Vale v Cray Wanderers 225. Slough Town v Fleetwood Town 226. Morecambe v Folkestone Invicta 227. St Helens Town v March Town Utd 228. Staines Town v Northwood 229. Farnborough v Wellingborough Town 230. Colliers Wood United v Boston Town 231. Street v Epsom & Ewell 232. Thatcham Town v Barnsley 233. Gainsborough Trinity v Merstham 234. Clitheroe v Stockport County 235. Stanway Rovers v Congleton Town 236. Highgate United v Northwich Victoria 237. West Allotment Celtic v Tamworth 238. North Shields v Hitchin Town 239. AFC Totton v Willand Rovers 240. Harrogate Railway Athletic v Vauxhall Motors 241. Whitton Utd v Bristol Rovers 242. Lincoln Moorlands Railway v Met Police 243. Mansfield Town v Corby Town 244. Lancaster City v Lowestoft Town 245. Cambridge City v Larkhall Athletic 246. Bishop Sutton v Thetford Town 247. Worthing v Derby County 248. Colchester United v Warlingham 249. Colne v Peterborough United 250. Bridgnorth Town v Highworth Town 251. Forest Green Rovers v Carshalton Athletic 252. Burgess Hill Town v Stansted 253. Hallam v Biggleswade United 254. Ilford v Rushall Olympic 255. Coventry Sphinx v Shildon 256.Maine Road v Padiham The Preliminary Round Results Idea & Rules

Fake FA Cup Round Up

It’s not real, we were bored, and the purpose was to bend the World’s oldest footy tournament into something different, more egalitarian and fun, while creatively interpreting the results in new ways. Mr Yapp hit the zeitgeist with his FC Clacton v Southampton review, Andrew Harding kept it simple for Wigan v Rocester with a single image, Philippa went for the poetic angle of sonnet for Selby v Leiston, Jamie Cutteridge went for straight-to-video with news of disciplinary action, the Matlock fan enlisted some youthful assistance and leedeetee digitally modelled Clapton, while putajumperon, Jimmy Driver and Dr Billyo went for the traditional but fantastical approach to match reporting. There were a few ties undecided and our South London brethren The Pigeon Standers played god and resolved the ties that the cards could not … and how they did it! You want a race down a bathroom wall? You got it! You want some B-ball? Uh huh. You want to see a man dressed as Uncle Sam choose a number between 1 and 13?  Head here. For the full list of results, head over here. The replays will happen shortly and, should there be  thirst for more, we’ll be trawling out the draw for Round 1 next month and you can come up with more new and intriguing ways to tell the world about the result. A huge thanks to all the participants for their contribution, this has been an interesting and wonderful aside to our usual FA Cup action. Doffs Cap’

Oh When The Saints Go Tumbling Out

FC Clacton 2-0 Southampton – Fake FA Cup Preliminary Round FC Clacton gained a notable but bizarre Fake FA Cup victory at the Rush Green Bowl, in a match that will ignite controversy over whether Premier League teams are taking this fake competition seriously. The record books will show a final score of 2-0 and the presence of the Essex side in the next round. However, in truth the contest soon descended into farce as it gradually became clear that Southampton had rested their entire Premier League squad of 25 and sent their Subbuteo team, all of whom are over forty years old and relatively immobile. It is fair to say that the lower league players struggled to cope with this unexpected challenge. They had trained all week for a confrontation with highly trained and technically adept athletes. Southampton adopted a very defensive approach and hoped that the home side would collapse with exhaustion in the seaside sunshine. With so much time and space, their decision-making faltered and there were no goals in the first half, much to the bemusement of the home fans in the famous “Bus Shelter” stand, some of whom stayed awake throughout. FC Clacton manager Andy Taylor read the proverbial riot act to his team at the interval, reminding them of the embarrassment of their defeat in a pre-season friendly with a team of local bollards, and threatening them with further endurance training on the Dunes of Death at Walton-on-the-Naze. This had the desired effect, and left-back James Dunkley was the first to realise that all he had to do was head goalwards by himself and round the goalkeeper. Twenty minutes later, after his thirty-seventh pirouette around the goalkeeper, he eventually prodded the ball home much to the relief of the Bus Shelter faithful. Southampton were forced to come out of their defensive shell and the crowd witnessed the first yellow card of the day, and the first ever for a Subbuteo player, as Southampton’s Number 11 blatantly dived in the penalty area. With five minutes to go, Dunkley got his second and sealed the win with a punt from the halfway line. It hit the bar and bounced down, just over the line. Goalline technology has not yet reached the Eastern Counties, and this goal will be talked about for years. The crowd decamped from the Bus Shelter to the clubhouse to catch up on the Olympics, and Southampton players, realising that they would be getting a hammering in the media, charmed the locals by posing alongside a replica of The Fake FA Cup. Dunkley thanked his parents. “My Dad, who’s ancient, had Subbuteo as a kid and at half-time I remembered he told me that they couldn’t move by themselves. Thanks, Dad!” Taylor was smiling broadly. “I had a few choice words for the boys at half-time”, he said. “I’m hoping to get Manchester United’s Striker team in the next round.” Teams: FC Clacton: Wootten; Marvell, Dunkley, Springett, Austin; Falla, Keaney, McClean, Condon; Bethel, Grimes Southampton: Green goalkeeper, Number 2, Number 3, Number 4, Number 5, Number 6, Number 7, Number 8, Number 9, Number 10, Number 11 Words, pictures, FA Cup and SFC Subbuteo team: Graham Yapp.  Graham IS the modushopperrandom website and you can find him on Twitter @GrahamYapp. Graham is also raising money for Moorfields Eye Hospital via “Hopping for Moorfields”. Pledge creatively, penny-a-goal (which will cost sponsors about £3 come June 2013) or maybe more!

The Jokers

The Jokers were wild, some ties were left undecided. Fellow South Londoners, James & Darren from Tales From The Pigeon Stands, make the Fake FA Cup decisions the cards couldn’t. The results are complete!

Robins: Chirp No More

“An epic journey undertaken by men …”. Philippa Booth returns from the wild and windy moors, by way of sonnet, to Victory Road. Selby Town 2-5 Leiston.

Kingdom of Penney

“IT’S BATH!!!” The tightrope walk between watching football and engaging with your fellow fan … A. E. Greb heads north.

Summer Holidays

Ahhh, the English summer, the smack of leather on willow, double-decker buses, Cliff Richardsss and some early season football? Dr Billyo visits The Thrilling Fields of Tooting.

Fake FA Cup Preliminary Rnd

So, here’s the full draw.  Thus far, we have one ‘classic invitational’, one game that is an ACTUAL FA Cup Extra Preliminary game (spooky, huh) and one ref.  Come on, one ref can’t do all these games, we need more. If you’re a ref, put yourself forward for a game. If your team isn’t in the draw and is in the actual FA Cup draw, then your team has a bye into the first round. GET IN! Any spicy derbies you fancy? Any broken links, missed links and any more bright ideas? The Fake FA Cup is in your hands. Well, some of you! UPDATE: Someone mentioned prize money … errrr … yes. OK, donations accepted. We’ll start with … a Tinfoil Cup for the winners. Donate your prizes for the prize bank. Like the idea of a Patronising Bastard Award, Pat On The Head Trophy for the Premier League side that gets the furthest, don’t fancy their chances in this Cup, the odds and probability are stacked very much against them. And if any team of fans wants to set up a game of something, maybe subbuteo or shove ha’penny, against their opponents to decide the tie, let us know, we’ll try and facilitate. Must have a neutral ref though. 001. Nottingham Forest v Farsley AFC – drawn by @Jamie Cutteridge 002. Burnham v Tring Athletic – drawn by @vornstyle 003. Morpeth Town v Barrow Town – drawn by @Jack W Jolly 004. East Thurrock United v Maltby Main – drawn by @Christopher Rath 005. Wigan Athletic v Rocester – drawn by @Andrew Harding 006. AFC Wimbledon v Billericay Town – drawn by @Rebecca 007. Banbury United v AFC Portchester – drawn by @Andrew Harding 008. Irchester United v Huntingdon Town – Referee Christopher Rath – drawn by @McQweb 009. Wells City v Dinnington Town – drawn by @Ben Hance 010. Abbey Hey v Romulus – drawn by @The Pigeon Stands 011. Tunbridge Wells v Leamington 012. Christchurch v Bowers & Pitsea 013. Ringwood Town v Hailsham Town 014. Ampthill Town v Ilford – 14- 19 drawn by @putajumperon 015. Aveley v New Mills 016. Boston United v Armthorpe Welfare 017. Brislington v Almondsbury UWE 018. Grantham Town v Cirencester Town 019. East Preston v Ashford Town (Middx) 020. Swansea City v Arsenal – drawn by @AITinpot 021. AFC Sudbury v Scunthorpe United – drawn by @The Pigeon Stands 022. Atherstone Town v Brockenhurst 023. Warrington Town v Reading Town – drawn by @Ben Hance 024. Blackstones v Corinthian – drawn by @putajumperon 025. Brighton & Hove Albion v Sittingbourne – drawn by @DrBillyo 026. Southport v West Bromwich Albion – drawn by @Nathan Cooper 027. Studley v Alton Town – drawn by @kstandstan 028. Sunderland RCA v Coventry City – drawn by @matthewcr 029. Barton Rovers v Odd Down – drawn by @Marcus Mealing 030. Fisher v Oxford United – The Jamie Cutteridge Invitational 031. Gillingham v Swindon Town – drawn by @daveo 032. Colney Heath v Garforth Town 033. Bideford AFC v Shildon 034. London Lions v Truro City 035. Long Eaton United v Ashford United 036. Hythe Town v Corinthian Casuals 037. Uxbridge v Deal Town 038. Stourbridge v Eastbourne Town 039. Guildford City v Cambridge United 040. Welton Rovers v Ebbsfleet United 041. Lye Town v Silsden AFC 042. Woodbridge Town v Poole Town 043. Lincoln United v Wolverhampton Casuals 044. Havant & Waterlooville v Stafford Rangers 045. St Neots Town v Cardiff City 046. Yate Town v Heanor Town 047. Hullbridge Sports v Clevedon Town 048. Ilkeston v Ipswich Town 049. Bedfont Sports v Abingdon United 050. Ipswich Wanderers v Weston Super Mare 051. Eastwood Town v Rotherham United – drawn by @Graham Yapp 052. Sevenoaks Town v Cogenhoe United – drawn by @Readingfanman 053. Enfield 1893 v Stocksbridge Park Steels – drawn by @AiTinpot 054. Sporting Bengal United v Horley Town – (h) drawn by @TheRisingPhoenix and (a) drawn by @RyanKeaney 055. Ascot United v Braintree Town – drawn by @theMattAllard 056. Wolverhampton Wanderers v Thame United – @TomSnee’s shirt number @CaesarsFootball (10) will play @RomfordReject‘s no.7, which is Wolves against Thame Utd 057. Wokingham & Emmbrook v Sheffield – drawn by @putajumperon 058. Maidstone United v Tavistock AFC 059. Hadley v South Shields 060. Didcot Town v Kidderminster Harriers 061. Southend Manor v Staveley MW 062. Tilbury v Tottenham Hotspur 063. Macclesfield Town v Fawley 064. Northallerton Town v Shortwood United 065. Witham Town v Chelsea 066. Chippenham Town v Northampton Town 067. Blyth Spartans AFC v AFC Hornchurch 068. Haringey Borough v London APSA 069. St Albans City v Sandhurst Town 070. Crystal Palace v Consett AFC 071. St Andrews v Plymouth Parkway 072. Windsor v Romford 073. Dagenham & Redbridge v Hengrove Athletic 074. Bishop’s Stortford v Stratford Town 075. Binfield v Northwood 076. Deeping Rangers v Harrogate Railway Athletic 077. Kings Langley v AFC Blackpool 078. Nuneaton Griff FC v AFC Telford United 079. Chertsey Town v Stockport County 080. Worcester City v Wembley 081. Guisborough Town v Mole Valley SCR 082. Reading v FC Halifax Town 083. Doncaster Rovers v Forest Green Rovers 084. Stockport Sports v Epsom & Ewell 085. Millwall v Street 086. Long Melford v West Ham United 087. Morecambe v Felixstowe & Walton United 088. Haringey & Waltham Development v Chichester City 089. Daventry Town v Cammell Laird 090. Norwich United v Wealdstone 091. Wellingborough Whitworths v Horsham YMCA 092. Molesey v St Margaretsbury 093. Harlow Town v Leek Town 094. Spennymoor Town v Frickley Athletic 095. Mossley AFC v Bedlington Terriers 096. Harrow Borough v Parkgate 097. Thurnby Nirvana v Mangotsfield United 098. Wellington v Blackburn Rovers 099. Chester-Le-Street Town v Squires Gate 100. Hamworthy United v Hungerford Town 101. Gosport Borough v Eton Manor 102. Burnham Ramblers v Oldham Athletic 103. Crowborough Athletic v Bewdley Town 104. Staines Lammas v Workington AFC 105. Bradford (Park Avenue) v Desborough Town 106. Buckland Athletic v Louth Town 107. Moneyfields v Causeway United 108. Shrewsbury Town v Marine 109. AFC Liverpool v Wingate & Finchley 110. Sporting Khalsa v Accrington Stanley 111. Folkestone Invicta v Bury 112. Bedford Town v Glossop North End 113. Watford v Banstead Athletic 114. Redditch United v Bognor Regis Town 115. Alvechurch v Ramsbottom United 116. Norton United v Hitchin Town 117. Burscough v AFC Dunstable 118. South Park v Aldershot Town 119. Hampton & Richmond Borough v Whyteleafe 120. Boreham Wood v Celtic Nation 121. Leicester City v Walton & Hersham 122. Milton Keynes Dons v Dover Athletic 123. Holbrook Sports v Hatfield Town 124. Oadby Town v North Leigh 125. Grimsby Town v Eccleshall 126. Stotfold v Halesowen Town 127. Dorking v Saltash United 128. Padiham v Bracknell Town 129. Darlington Railway Athletic v Barnstaple Town 130. Liverpool v Boston Town 131. Newmarket Town v Redhill 132. Skelmersdale United v Newcastle United 133. Brantham Athletic v Belper Town 134. Hertford Town v Raynes Park Vale 135. Downton v Bridgwater Town 136. Manchester City v Bradford City 137. Gornal Athletic v London Colney 138. Barnoldswick Town v Northampton Spencer 139. Hayling United v Harrogate Town 140. Bishop Auckland v Cradley Town 141. Lancing v Anstey Nomads 142. Winterbourne United v Kendal Town 143. Stalybridge Celtic v Nuneaton Town 144. Horsham v Wantage Town 145. Wodson Park v Newcastle Town 146. St Francis Rangers v Thamesmead Town 147. Waltham Forest v Continental Star 148. Kidsgrove Athletic v Bristol City 149. Hereford United v Chadderton 150. Nostell MW v Teversal 151. AFC Fylde v Hyde 152. St Ives Town v Borrowash Victoria 153. Bridport v Winchester City 154. Crewe Alexandra v Burnley 155. Blackfield & Langley v Altrincham 156. Debenham LC v Wroxham 157. Walsham Le Willows v West Allotment Celtic 158. Southam United v Cove 159. Clitheroe v Eccleshill United 160. Cray Wanderers v Brackley Town 161. Earlswood Town v Witney Town 162. Heybridge Swifts v Wisbech Town 163. Pontefract Collieries FC v Blaby & Whetstone Athletic 164. Stewarts & Lloyds Corby v Bridgnorth Town 165. Lincoln City v Hemel Hempstead Town 166. Chesham United v Ashton United 167. Ashington v Newport (IW) 168. AFC Hayes v Sutton United 169. Croydon v Holker Old Boys 170. Hucknall Town v Barnsley 171. Metropolitan Police v Hanworth Villa 172. Long Buckby v Runcorn Linnets 173. Romsey Town v Westfields 174. Bacup Borough v Torquay United 175. Daisy Hill v Sheffield United 176. Old Woodstock Town v Coleshill Town 177. Walton Casuals v Haverhill Rovers 178. AFC Uckfield v Barnet 179. Bolton Wanderers v Barking 180. Bradford Town v North Ferriby United 181. Biggleswade United v Leyton Orient 182. Crook Town AFC v Sheffield Wednesday 183. FC Clacton v Southampton 184. Clapton v Bristol Rovers 185. Huddersfield Town v Barkingside 186. Newcastle Benfield v Shrivenham 187. Market Drayton Town v Thrapston Town 188. West Auckland Town v Colwyn Bay 189. Dunkirk v East Cowes Victoria Athletic 190. Canvey Island v Tipton Town 191. Pegasus Juniors v Hadleigh United 192. Thurrock v Chorley 193. Retford United v Tranmere Rovers 194. Diss Town v Spalding United 195. Stokesley SC v Bishop Sutton 196. Ilfracombe Town v Merstham 197. Bath City v Stamford AFC 198. Cheadle Town v Brentwood Town 199. Waltham Abbey v Tow Law Town 200. Bootle v FC United Of Manchester 201. Esh Winning v AFC Totton 202. Alsager Town v Team Bury 203. Lancaster City FC v Newton Aycliffe 204. Dartford v Calne Town 205. Leeds United AFC v Gainsborough Trinity 206. Shepshed Dynamo v Farnborough 207. Fakenham Town v Ossett Albion 208. Mansfield Town v Selsey 209. Bemerton Heath Harlequins v Eastbourne Borough 210. Hall Road Rangers v AFC Bournemouth 211. Quorn v Slough Town 212. Rushall Olympic v Rochdale 213. Curzon Ashton v Bournemouth 214. Bristol Manor Farm v Coalville Town 215. Ely City v Newport Pagnell Town 216. Dereham Town v Brigg Town 217. Kirkley & Pakefield v Stourport Swifts 218. Gorleston v Westfield 219. Bishop’s Cleeve FC v Blackpool 220. Tooting & Mitcham United v Gresley 221. Cinderford Town v Swindon Supermarine 222. Cobham v Middlesbrough 223. Dunstable Town FC v York City 224. Chester FC v Durham City 225. Newport County v Longwell Green Sports FC 226. Concord Rangers v Shoreham 227. Eastleigh v Hayes & Yeading United 228. Kirby Muxloe v Alresford Town 229. Selby Town v Leiston 230. Preston North End v Luton Town 231. Welling United v Liversedge 232. Walsall v Stevenage 233. Fleet Spurs v Erith Town 234. Lingfield v Berkhamsted 235. King’s Lynn Town v Frome Town 236. Formby v Soham Town Rangers 237. Sutton Coldfield Town v Kidlington 238. AFC Emley v Tonbridge Angels 239. Halstead Town v Slimbridge AFC 240. Kettering Town v Witton Albion 241. Newbury FC v Lordswood 242. Loughborough Dynamo v Brentford 243. Oxford City v Barrow AFC 244. Loughborough University v North Greenford United 245. Pickering Town v Whitehawk

The Fake FA Cup

We asked you what changes you’d make to the FA Cup and you told us. We liked them so much we decided to change the FA Cup, because we can. And along the way, it is you who will help shape what happens and how it happens … possibly.

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