October 13, 2013/ 2 Comments
Hamlet: Out
FA Cup: Hemel Hempstead Town 3-1 Dulwich Hamlet. Beaten. Rabble. Defiant. Tuscany. Gavin Rose. Scaffold TV Gantry.
FA Cup
Sussudio
Unknown Navvy, Chalfont St Peters, Lewes, Phil Collins. Not much else, let’s be frank.
Maidenhead Lack Bite
Being unable to figure out how to crowbar an Itsy Bitsy pun into our headline, here’s Andy Lloyd Williams from Oxford instead!
Chalfont’s Saints Go Marching On
Watch Out, There’s An(other) Upset About. Met Police get a kick in the Chalfonts, by A. E. Greb, otherwise known as putajumperon!
September 18, 2013/ 2 Comments
Good Shipp Greenford
” … anything with “Rage” in the title, perhaps picture Paul Rutherford shouting “Rage Hard” through raised leather-clad wrists …”.
What A Spectacle!
A linesman (sorry, assistant referee) with glasses? And why do Ashford Town (Middx) still need the ‘Middx’? MATT ALLARD’S BACK!
September 15, 2013/ 2 Comments
Telstars
Regular visitor, Stuart Fuller from The Ball is Round does … Scottish Play, Tiffany Mitchell, Paul Alcock and a peeking-through-fingers bum-squeaker of a cup win.
September 15, 2013/ 3 Comments
Baa Buh-Bah Buh Bah-Bah Bu-Bah
… this is PLANET EARTH! Top Field still has wooden terracing and we’ve now been there FA Cup-ing.
Bash Cash Or Money For ‘Fields?
Tabloid newspaper sub-editors would have a field day with this one…
Clapton Unplugged
Barry’s Meat Market. Old Spotted Dog. Forward Rolls. Boombox. Edwardian Throne. Socialist. Beard. Saga Coach Tour. Glen Wilson goes to Clapton.
August 20, 2013/ 3 Comments
Binfield In The Pink
“As I trudged away, not knowing what I’d done wrong, it suddenly dawned on me what a fool I’d been” – Andy Lloyd Williams, Binfield 3-2 Flackwell Heath
Stansted v Brantham Athletic
Unicorn. Wasps. GOALS! Beer. Mo Farah. Taps. Stansted 0-0 Brantham Athletic.
Thank Heathens For The Cup
The 0-0 theme of the weekend continues. Warren Carter at Flackwell Heath’s wonky Wilks Park.
Magic Of The Mug
Phil Ascough on under 19 attendances, Pete Mitchell, mugs behind the goal and, ultimately, Barton Town Old Boys’ cup win.
I Can’t Help The Way I Feel
I CAN’T HELP THE WAY I FEEL
I CAN’T HELP THE WAY I FEEL
I CAN’T HELP THE WAY I FEEL
(I lost my bag in Newport Pagnell)
Missing The Cup
Brace yourselves: The FA Cup kicks off tonight. Old misery guts [his words!] Andy Lloyd-Williams tells us why he’d rather not be at Dean Court this weekend.
Extra, Extra, Preliminaread All About It!
It’s Friday, it’s 7:45 o’clock, it’s FA Cup CRACKERJACK! One for the kids there. It’s back, we’re back, another 5 months of us trying to convince the world that the early rounds of the FA Cup are well worth a watch …
August 12, 2013/ 2 Comments
FA Cup Preview: Clapton v Stanway Rovers
Five years in to what these days would be known as therealfacup ‘project’, we’ve been very London-centric and become big fans of dogs at football grounds. Despite these two things, we’ve never been to Clapton’s Old Spotted Dog Ground.
August 12, 2013/ 2 Comments
Tales From The Riverbank
The BIG kick off is near. Author Phil Ascough previews Barton Town Old Boys chances in the FA Cup against Nostell Miners’ Welfare.
February 12, 2013/ 1 Comment
Fascism, Racism And The FA Cup
Scott Knowles wonders why some seem to think that the FA Cup needs reforming after enjoying Macclesfield Town’s FA Cup run.
