January 8th, 2012

Wrexham rocked up to the Amex, shook their booty, ruffled some feathers, sang a song or two and then rifled back off to Wales to plot the final act. Wreckx!

December 9th, 2011

FA Cup: Sutton United 0-2 Notts County. John Motson, hubbub on the Sud Curva, Kylie & Jason, By Jovi, Chaka Demus & Pliers.

December 6th, 2011

FA Vase, Chas & Dave, Darryl Hannah, ice cream van, Bovril, one (no, two) sendings off, six goals and some to and fro. Smashing. VCD Athletic 3 – 3 Tunbridge Wells

November 22nd, 2011

Sutton United in Europe: The Anglo Italian Cup, long train journeys, Gianluigi Buffon, Poole Town, Chieti, Triestina, Modena and Jossy’s Giants.

November 13th, 2011

Brentford 1-0 Basingstoke Town: “… Ron Noades was self-appointed manager of the team, which sounds even more ridiculous as I write this than it seemed at the time …”

November 13th, 2011

FA Cup stalemate at Oakside. Redbridge 0-0 Oxford City. The Cup’s lowest-ranked remaining side live to fight another day. And they nearly nicked it.

November 12th, 2011

1977/78: Jackie Marks, Blyth Spartans coach, interviewed at St James’ Park after the Blyth .v. Wrexham game by Match of the Day:

November 10th, 2011

“I don’t think we’re going to win it [the FA Cup], although I’m not sure yet” – Redbridge Gaffer Terry Spillane. He’s the chirpiest nervous manager we’ve spoken to.

November 9th, 2011

Here’s a little treat thanks to Spartans fan Ross Teasdale. With due respect to Mr Ian Brown, a Dublin DJ has added commentary from Blyth’s 1978 FA Cup Run and the Spartans fans to give … F.E.A.R a new lease of life.

Ross: “It brings a tear to the eye and the hairs on

November 7th, 2011

Blyth Spartans: Created by and imbued with a sense of Greek history by a man with no link to football, who then disappeared. What happened to Fred Stoker?

November 5th, 2011

It’s half-term report time. The qualifying rounds are over and we enter the realms of the ‘proper. What have the FA Cup’s new sponsors done well and what have they done badly?

November 3rd, 2011

Leatherhead 2-3 Sutton United. Classic cup tie goes to extra time: banana skin, goals, silly red cards, saves, dubious penalties, chewed fingers and some morons leaving a poised cup tie with five minutes to go. Idiots.

October 31st, 2011

If, like us, you were out of the country on important state business, you might have missed the last proper round of the FA Cup. If so, here’s a round-up. Oh – and the draw …

October 24th, 2011

With the FA Cup reaching it’s ‘Real’ Zenith, our first journey into FA Vase territory for the season. Warren Carter on Seaford Town 1-2 Tunbridge Wells.

October 22nd, 2011

Alphonse Reyrolle and Hebburn Town – Take one Tyneside town, add a French industrialist, start up a footy team and, hey presto, 99 years later they’re mixing it with the big boys on the verge of FA Cup history.

October 22nd, 2011

Well, I’m sure it’s all been said, so I don’t think I’m going to add much to the party but the EPPP storm has broken me.

October 17th, 2011

Rushed pub choices, unwelcome halloween ephemera, Elton John, fisticuffs and ‘cheaper than the Bescot’. Chris Maddock on Lancaster 0-3 FC Halifax.

October 16th, 2011

Ulrika Jonsson, Sir John Betjeman, Sid James, The Gore, Ian Walker and THAT hair, Geoff Hurst-a-like and bukake. Nope, we have no idea how Stuart Fuller does it either but it’s all in there!

October 16th, 2011

FA Cup 3rd Qualifying Round: Cray 1 Dartford 2. The underdog put back in the kennel but gave a good account of themselves. Ice cream sellers the winners.

October 12th, 2011

FA Cup 3rd Qualifying Preview: We’re a whore for the underdog so it’s about time we had a break to see who the league clubs want to avoid …

October 12th, 2011

Michael Hudson opens up a new avenue for therealfacup, FA Cups from around the world! The Emperor’s Cup. J-League holders, Nagoya, take on 4th tier Suzuka.

October 7th, 2011

The FA Cup makes an appearance at a kids’ football tournament, the kids attention span wanders and parents take the Under 10s section far too seriously. Alan Fisher gets it off his chest …

October 5th, 2011

My god this was hard work …

October 5th, 2011

Worthing 0-0 Beckenham Town. FA Cup 2nd Qualifying Round action, well, chips, from Mark Chalcraft of the Internet’s ’2nd Yellow’ website.

October 2nd, 2011

Ever been to a game on a steam train? Steve Scott has. Bridgnorth Town 0-2 Long Buckby.

October 2nd, 2011

Warren Carter: … Then the tweet came through from Sean Sonner saying simply ‘I love football’. Who could disagree with him on a day like today?

October 2nd, 2011

“SHUT UP, 4″ – Andy Lloyd Williams with yet more FA Cup praise for refs. Bournemouth Poppies v Truro City … with added dog poo.

September 26th, 2011

Here’s a short update on some of the FA Cup predictions we got before the season kicked off.

September 25th, 2011

How to have a free day, not look at porn, go to the wrong station and accidentally go to a game that next week is an FA Cup game. Bromley 1-1 Welling.

September 24th, 2011

Banbury United 1-3 Slough Town. Slough fan Warren Carter pays a poignant visit to Banbury, Slough march on!